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Add Note Edit Step 9 — Close it up.

  • For the other half of the lid, replace (or install) the hinges on the narrow end opposite the machine half, drilling 1/16" pilot holes to guide your screws.

  • At this point, you should have a fully functioning Useless Machine. Don't wear it out!

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Add Note Edit Step 10 — Customized Uselessness

  • The Most Useless Machine, like Claude Shannon's original, is a desktop or tabletop conversation piece. I went with a minimal aesthetic that leaves it most open to interpretation, but you can dress it up by labeling the switch positions, using a recognizable object like a doll's arm for the arm, or otherwise decorating it.

  • Try painting your machine with MAKE's custom stencils by illustrator Rob Nance. Download the PDF in the Files section above.

  • On a much larger scale, Swiss artist Hanns-Martin Wagner built a version that used an old wooden trunk as a box, a weathered prosthetic arm, and an air compressor. See an animation here.

  • I was amazed at the response to my original Instructable. Everyone wants one of these boxes, and wants to share details of their own build! Its social appeal was also shown this past spring, when the Birmingham, U.K., hackerspace FizzPop hosted a Useless Machine-making workshop led by Nikki Pugh (seen here).

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Add Note Edit Step 11 — The Machine That Broke Stephen Colbert's Heart

  • On June 8, 2010, MAKE editor-in-chief Mark Frauenfelder was a guest on The Colbert Report, where he presented the Most Useless Machine (the very one you see here) to a delighted if slightly puzzled Stephen Colbert. Colbert liked it so much that Frauenfelder made a gift of the machine, which now pursues its single-mindedly futile existence in Colbert's excellent company.

  • To see the Most Useless Machine in action on The Colbert Report, check out makezine.com/23/uselessmachine.

  • The original viral video: The Most Useless Machine EVER!!!

  • More than 50 people have uploaded videos of their Useless Machine. You should, too:The Most Useless Playlist EVER!!!

  • For all things useless, check out Brett's Blog:saskview.com

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More at Makezine.com: For part templates, videos of the Most Useless Machine in action, alternate versions, how-to videos, and other resources, visit makezine.com/23/uselessmachine.

Related posts on Make: Online:

Leave Me Alone Box

http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2010/01...

Most Useless Lego Machine

http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2010/01...

The Most Useless Machine on the Colbert Report

http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2010/06...

NOTE: This project first appeared in MAKE Volume 23, page 95.

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